Venn Diagram Humor

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Sabrina, 18, buttass with a reason. Welcome to my brain's pleasure center.



The vlog brothers URLs suck


Using only SONG NAMES from ONE artist/band, cleverly answer these questions.

Artist/Band: Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!
What gender are you: Summer Heat
Describe yourself: Pardon My French
How do you feel: Insanity
Describe where you currently live: Life
Your best friend is: In Friends We Trust 
Your favorite colour is: Between Your Lines
If your life was a television show what would it be called: Sink or Swim (S.O.S.)
What is life to you: So Close Yet So Far
What is the best advice you have to give: Taking Chances
If you could change your name, what would you change it to: Captain Blood

(Source: alltimelowcentral)


everything always happens so much


Boliva, Where You Can Walk on the Sky

I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground.

Yes, just yes. (via gracefully-found)

(Source: mental-slut)


"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

  • Name: sabrina
  • Age: legal us adult
  • Sex: female
  • Birthday: george washington’s
  • Height: 5’8
  • Sexuality: nerds who are hotter than you thought
  • Relationship status: taken (or given) (i mean it’s both)
  • Occupation: loser (student)
Do you have any--
  • siblings: yes
  • pets: a few fish
  • piercings: ears, doubles
  • tattoos: nah but possibly in my future??
  • movies: harry potter, shawshank redemption, back to the future, pirates of the caribbean 
  • foods: burgers, chinese food, crab 
  • bands/artists: we the kings, twenty one pilots, chunk! no captain chunk!, owl city, 5sos
  • things to do: write, play dumb games, have friends, laugh, wither away on the internet, 

I think I might always be in some kind of love with you.

F. Cabanes (via pinkrobotboogaloo)


trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine


Ive been waiting for photo set for like 6483 years

Fashion! Put It All On Me ➝  Georges Hobeika f/w 2014-15 [I/II]

You + _____= Cute Couple

(Source: askboxmemes)

(Source: misfitsexual)


Bold What Applies


My Eye Colour Is:

  • hazel
  • brown
  • blue
  • green
  • other

I Am:

  • tall
  • short
  • average
  • very tall 
  • very short

I Have:

  • many good friends and a few acquaintances
  • a few good friends and many acquaintances
  • many good friends and many acquaintances
  • a few good friends and a few acquaintances

I Am:

  • one of the eldest children in my family
  • one of the middle children in my family
  • one of the youngest children in my family
  • an only child

I Have:

  • broken a bone
  • needed stitches
  • needed surgery
  • had an x-ray taken
  • been on prescription medication
  • been to therapy
  • scars
  • a fear of going to the doctors
  • a relative who works in the medical field

afraid of:

  • heights
  • spiders/bugs
  • needles
  • pain
  • the dark
  • the future
  • what people think of me
  • tests
  • losing someone i love
  • dying

I Have:

  • a job
  • a car
  • pets
  • a best friend
  • best friends online
  • my own room

I Know:

  • more than 3.14 of Pi
  • more than one language (not fluently)
  • how to convert km to miles and vice versa
  • the names of most of the states in the United States
  • the names of most of the countries in Europe
  • most of the elements
  • things i shouldn’t





 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 


(Source: piratesofthecaribbean)