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Sabrina, 18, buttass with a reason. Welcome to my brain's pleasure center.

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

rattyjol:

yemite:

sarah531:

The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-

-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other

#it would be better if somehow EVERY OTHER SHAKESPEARE WAS HAPPENING AT ONCE#like you got a benedict and beatice b-story#and then somebody see’s their dad’s ghost#and there’s cross-dressing#and three upperclassmen tell macbeth he will be drama club president

#they’re trying to put on a play#but it’s NEVER MADE CLEAR which play they’re doing#not once do you actually see it being rehearsed#or maybe you do but as soon as someone walks into rehearsal people stop acting#you see them standing around looking shakespearean#people reference ‘the play’ constantly but not once do you hear so much as a line#it’s all about the behind-the-scenes drama

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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(Source: pureaslife)

Do you know how much thinking and feeling I’ve done? It’s terrible.
And nothing’s come of it.

Platonov, AndreiHappy Moscow. (via dividedways)

(Source: wordsnquotes)

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simplypotterheads:

Matthew Lewis’s Ice Bucket Challenge x

ericscissorhands:

2econdp2iioniic:

missmaialibre:

teamfreekickass:

alexandertheprettyalright:

mamalaz:

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

Vin Diesel made you fall in love with a character who said 4 words. The CGI brought his words to visual life, but they’d be meaningless without his amazing command of voice. 

Basically vin Diesel had the challenge of:
"OK, this is the message you’re trying to convey"
"Alright"
"But you can only ONLY say I am Groot”

Because every time Groot says “I am Groot” he means something and vin Diesel had to convey that message as best he could with only those 3 words through inflection, emphasis, and emotion.

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intensional:

whydospn-merlindothiswhy:

intensional:

p0intless—blogger:

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imactinginsane:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

THOSE ARE CHICKENS

Look at all those ducks

T H O S E. A R E. C H I C K E N S.

Look at all those ducks

I fricken owned chickens a long time ago. THOSE ARE CHICKENS. I also own four ducks. I would know the difference. Those are not ducks nor will the ever be ducks.

Look at all those ducks
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intensional:

whydospn-merlindothiswhy:

intensional:

p0intless—blogger:

intensional:

imactinginsane:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

THOSE ARE CHICKENS

Look at all those ducks

T H O S E. A R E. C H I C K E N S.

Look at all those ducks

I fricken owned chickens a long time ago. THOSE ARE CHICKENS. I also own four ducks. I would know the difference. Those are not ducks nor will the ever be ducks.

Look at all those ducks

(Source: hakuna-potato)

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

orthoplex:

On a scale from the winter soldier

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to ronan

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how intense is your eyeliner

little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper:

sirl33te:

Just in case you guys need some cheering up

this did make me smile :-) thank you, groot

little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper:

sirl33te:

Just in case you guys need some cheering up

this did make me smile :-) thank you, groot

(Source: yahooentertainment)

"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

bigbardafree:

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I am Groot.

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