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Sabrina, 18, buttass with a reason. Welcome to my brain's pleasure center.

wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

fuks:

thinking about space fucks me up 

They’re like, 12

The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)

TiLiC #1; Crying does things to your eyes.

Apparently, post cry-sesh, your eyes do this thing where they get all funny, and kind of fuzzy, and like you can’t see too well, and it feels like maybe you’ll cry again but also as if you’re really tired. 

Quite lame.

Things I Learned In College; a new way of tracking my first year.

So because it’s day one and I like making lists in some form, I’m gonna track the things I ‘learned’ in college. You know, not the textbook stuff, the life stuff, regardless how lame it may be.

So take this journey with me! And discover things i learned in college, or TiLiC for short.

:)

spuandi:

give me hickeys and tell me you never want to be without me

30/08

(Source: crownprincezayn)

thiccthot:

will smith if you’re reading this i just wanted to check in and make sure everything is good with u

naity-sama:

pisn:

if there is a bed fandom

i am fucking in it

fucking in it or fucking in it?

(Source: liquidiet)

Well, this is it.

I’m leaving tomorrow morning for LA.

I guess tomorrow my life sort of beings?

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

rattyjol:

yemite:

sarah531:

The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-

-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other

#it would be better if somehow EVERY OTHER SHAKESPEARE WAS HAPPENING AT ONCE#like you got a benedict and beatice b-story#and then somebody see’s their dad’s ghost#and there’s cross-dressing#and three upperclassmen tell macbeth he will be drama club president

#they’re trying to put on a play#but it’s NEVER MADE CLEAR which play they’re doing#not once do you actually see it being rehearsed#or maybe you do but as soon as someone walks into rehearsal people stop acting#you see them standing around looking shakespearean#people reference ‘the play’ constantly but not once do you hear so much as a line#it’s all about the behind-the-scenes drama

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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(Source: pureaslife)