My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life
A makeout session would be great right about now
- both stuck under a tiny awning without an umbrella
- stranger holds their umbrella out the stranger without one in a sudden downpour
- both in a tiny cafe/bookstore waiting out the storm
- hikers each take refuge in a cabin in the woods during sudden thunder storm (twist: one is afraid of thunder/lightning)
- hitchhiker in the rain gets picked up by someone
- hitchhiker in the rain gets picked up by someone AND THEN their car breaks down on the side of the road
- campers in a campsite but one only brought a sleeping bag planning to sleep beneath the stars, forgetting to check the weather forecast. the other offers them into their tent for the night.
- (tw!) one’s car hydroplanes outside/near the other’s house but the storm is too bad for police or EMS to come out yet until the flood subsides
- "want to split a cab? come on, this is the only one open and we’re both heading the same way and I promise I’m not an insane stalker who’s planning to follow you home and kill you please let me jump in."
(let’s not talk about) how we danced in middle school; you can tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I AIN’T FUCKIN SCARED OF HIM // songs which still evoke the desire to jump around shamelessly and sing in a circle with my friends. [[25 tracks // 1 hour 30 minutes]]
don’t trust me - 3OH!3 // everytime we touch - cascada // low (apple bottom jeans) - flo rida ft. t-pain // shake it - metro station // whine up - kat deluna ft. elephant man // paralyzer - finger eleven // fergilicious - fergie // crank that - soulja boy tell’em // promiscuous - nelly furtado & timbaland // cupid shuffle - cupid // beautiful liar - beyonce & shakira // cyclone - baby bash ft. t-pain // london bridge - fergie // cupid’s chokehold - gym class heroes // shut up and drive - rihanna // kiss kiss - chris brown ft. t-pain // the sweet escape - gwen stefani // bed - j. holiday // into the night - santana ft. chad kroeger // girlfriend - avril lavigne // gives you hell - the all-american rejects // no air - jordin sparks ft. chris brown // he said she said - ashley tisdale // the great escape - boys like girls // dance floor anthem (i don’t wanna be in love) - good charlotte
/// [[to listen]] ///
#it’s stuff like this that reminds me I’m hanging out on a website with children #I WAS IN COLLEGE (via thehauntedlorelai)
Do you think your ex still wants to be with you?
Let’s say you had a baby with the last person you kissed?
i mean 1) no no no NO I AM IN COLLEGE but like 2) if we talking years down the line, sure. He’s cute.
Will this Friday be a good one?
I have like two and a half papers due BUT I GET TO SEE MY FAMILY SO YES
When was the last time you completely broke down?
Like. Four weeks ago. I think.
Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
Are you nice to the people you dislike?
i’d say passive aggressive
Do you have someone you can spill your heart out to?
Family weekend this weekend <3 <3
Your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say?
you don’t exist i’m confused
Is there a person that you would do absolutely anything and everything for?
yep, a few actually
Does sex mean love?
Have you ever fallen asleep on someone?
Family, like car rides, but other than that no
What’s something you really want right now?
to see all my friends/people back home
What was the first thing you did this morning?
went back to sleep (then peed)
What is your relationship status?
What did the last text in your inbox say? From Who.
"look up fluffy cats and click on the first result" -skylar
What was the longest time you’ve wasted on a certain person?
Uh. I don’t know. I don’t like to think i waste any time on someone, it builds me or them somehow
Are you listening to music right now?
Anyone you would like to get things straight with?
yea, a friend from high school
What’s in your purse/backpack?
planner, pen thing, notebook, textbook, lotion/hand sanitizer, Chapstick, sunglasses
Is your name a common name?
I’ve met some people with it, but not a ton
What is your favorite color out of these 5: Green, yellow, blue, pink, or red?
What are you doing tomorrow?
watching a movie, writing an essay, taking a nap
Whats the first thing you did when you opened your eyes today?
checked my phone/the time
Your ex taps you on the shoulder and says, “I still love you.” You say?
again you don’t exist i’m still confused
You receive $500 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
Where will you be in an hour?
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE